John Stoj You Were Working As A Waitress In A Cocktail Bar Shirt
$19.95
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There are shirts that make statements, and then there are shirts that transport you straight into the heart of an 80s synth-pop anthem. The John Stoj You Were Working As A Waitress In A Cocktail Bar Shirt does exactly that. This isn’t just a T-shirt—it’s a time machine, a nod to pop culture nostalgia, and a cheeky homage to one of the most iconic opening lines in music history. If you’re the kind of person who hears those words and instantly starts humming along, this shirt was made for you.
Bring the 80s Vibes to Life with the John Stoj You Were Working As A Waitress In A Cocktail Bar Shirt
With its minimalist design, the John Stoj You Were Working As A Waitress In A Cocktail Bar Shirt lets the words do all the talking. Printed in bold black lettering on a clean white canvas, the text reads: “YOU WERE WORKING AS A WAITRESS IN A COCKTAIL BAR.” There are no flashy graphics, no loud colors—just the raw power of a lyric that has lived rent-free in the heads of millions since The Human League’s “Don’t You Want Me” became an international hit.
But this shirt is more than just a lyric drop. It’s an invitation to spark conversations, relive dancefloor memories, and bond with fellow 80s music lovers. It’s about embracing the era of big hair, synth beats, and unapologetic pop drama. Whether you’re wearing it to a retro party, a casual hangout, or simply as a mood piece, the John Stoj You Were Working As A Waitress In A Cocktail Bar Shirt is your personal anthem in cotton form.
So why just listen to the song when you can wear it? Get your John Stoj You Were Working As A Waitress In A Cocktail Bar Shirt and let the world know you remember where the story began.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.
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