I Have Moderate To Severe Plaque Psoriasis And I’m Ready To Fuck Shirt
$19.95
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Sometimes, the best way to take back power is to wear it on your chest: boldly, hilariously, and unapologetically. This I Have Moderate To Severe Plaque Psoriasis And I’m Ready To Fuck Shirt isn’t just a punchline. It’s a mic drop moment for anyone tired of the stigma, the side-eyes, and the over-sanitized pharma ads. Let’s break it down.
The Psoriasis Power Move: Wear Your Skin, Own Your Swagger
The I Have Moderate To Severe Plaque Psoriasis And I’m Ready To Fuck Shirt is not for the faint of heart. It’s a bold, black tee with big white block letters, no images, no distractions, just the most chaotic combination of medical disclosure and sexual declaration you’ll ever see on cotton. And that’s the point.
This is the shirt that takes the language of awkward pharmaceutical commercials and turns it into a power anthem. Because why should anyone with a chronic skin condition feel ashamed or muted? This shirt flips the script with fearless humor and a healthy dose of sexual confidence. It says: “Yes, I have plaque psoriasis. No, I’m not hiding. Also, I’m hot. Deal with it.”
It’s for the fighters, the flirters, the over-it-and-own-it crowd. It’s for those who’ve sat through enough awkward dermatology consults and decided their sex appeal isn’t up for debate. Wear it to parties, wear it to the pharmacy, wear it to your next awkward date. Either they’ll laugh or they’ll leave either way, you’ve filtered the weak.
So if you’re ready to slap stigma in the face and look good doing it, this is your shirt. Loud, proud, and ready for whatever comes next.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.
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