Iowa We All Are Going To Die Shirt
$19.95
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At first glance, it looks like a friendly postcard from the Midwest, rolling hills, a sunrise, and a warm cursive “Iowa.” But then you notice the chilling tagline underneath: “We All Are Going to Die.” This Iowa We All Are Going To Die Shirt isn’t just a shirt. It’s a mood. A brutally honest, darkly hilarious existential meme wrapped in Midwestern politeness.
The Sunshine-State-of-Doom Shirt That’s Too Real – “Iowa We All Are Going To Die”
This minimalist white tee pulls off the perfect deadpan. The design mimics a tourism board logo: cheerful green and yellow script reading “Iowa” with a stylized sun peeking over a hill. But just below, in crisp serif font, it reads: “We All Are Going to Die.”
The brilliance of this shirt lies in its dissonance how a cheery travel ad aesthetic is paired with the kind of statement you’d expect from a philosophy major mid-crisis. It pokes fun at the current state of affairs, the quiet absurdity of rural life, and maybe even the cosmic futility of it all. In other words, it’s painfully relatable.
Whether you’re from Iowa, passing through, or just vibing with existential dread wrapped in wholesome aesthetics, this shirt says what we’re all thinking but with style.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.
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