LGBT Laser-Guided Bombs And Torpedoes Shirt
$19.95
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There are shirts that spark conversation and then there’s this one. At first glance, it appears to champion the rainbow-hued spirit of pride. But look closer, and it flips expectations with explosive sarcasm. The LGBT Laser-Guided Bombs And Torpedoes Shirt isn’t just fashion, it’s a statement, a provocation, a meme made wearable.
LGBT Reimagined: Laser-Guided Boldness on a Battlefield of Irony
Front and center is the bold acronym LGBT, capitalized with the seriousness of a military operation. But instead of “Lesbian, Gay, Bi, Trans,” you’re hit with the deadpan reinterpretation: Laser-Guided Bombs & Torpedoes. Below that, missiles and drones soar across a stylized pride flag backdrop, injecting the shirt with jarring contrast, equal parts camp, critique, and commentary.
This isn’t just a graphic tee, it’s a satire on militarism, pinkwashing, and the ironic intersection of identity and imperialism. It’s a middle finger to superficial allyship. A wink to the absurdity of weaponized branding. And a reminder that Pride, like peace, shouldn’t be wrapped in camouflage.
If you’re the type who loves to disrupt comfort zones and get people talking (or side-eyeing), this shirt is your armor.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.
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