Every Cig You Do Smoke Is A Cig A Child Can’t Smoke Shirt
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Some shirts whisper, others shout. It guilt-trips you with the force of a thousand kindergarten handprints and a slogan straight out of chaotic PSA parody. If you’ve ever needed an aggressively absurd reason to quit smoking or just want to wear a confusing moral statement with pride keep reading.
Every Cig You Do Smoke Is A Cig A Child Can’t Smoke Shirt – Dark Humor Meets Finger-Painted Absurdity
On the surface, it feels like an anti-smoking message. Look closer, and you’ll see something that reads more like performance art. The shirt features rows of colorful, fingerprint-style kids. Each childlike drawing paired with the text: “Every cig you do smoke is a cig a child can’t smoke. DO YOUR PART.”
It’s a line that spirals from health-conscious to hilariously unhinged in record time.
This design mimics the heartfelt simplicity of children’s artwork, making it look like an elementary school campaign. But the deadpan delivery of the slogan turns it into a wildly ironic statement. It’s the kind of humor you’d expect from someone who quotes anti-drug PSAs at parties… ironically.
Whether it’s a twisted commentary on public health messaging, a chaotic anti-smoking joke, or simply a baffling piece of wearable irony, this shirt doesn’t need you to pick a side. It just needs you to look confused and maybe chuckle in disbelief. For lovers of surreal humor, this Every Cig You Do Smoke Is A Cig A Child Can’t Smoke Shirt is both a conversation starter and a walking question mark. Pair it with a straight face and watch the reactions roll in.
Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.Standard Shipping ($4.99+)
- Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
- Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)
- Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
- It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
- Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
- Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
- Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.
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